Showing posts with label Dorky Stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dorky Stuff. Show all posts

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Ending Sentences With Prepositions is Seriously Uncalled For

Really, what's that about? It's a hard habit to get out of. Even worse: sometimes you meet someone who is finely attuned to this grammatical conversational error and--in case you couldn't guess--they are very difficult people to have a conversation with.

And don't even get me started when it comes to sentences that begin with conjunctions.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

My Parents Really Believe in My Education

Recently, my parents found two words in the Wall Street Journal that they didn't understand ("peregrinatory" and "obdurateness"), and chalked up their use to the pretension of the author. Rather than pull out one of the many dictionaries in my house, they elected to circle the words and mail the paper to me for clarification.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

English Majors Don't Have Much to Show Off

Ostensibly, any time you start a sentence with the word 'ostensibly', you're being erudite to the point of pretentiousness. If this pretension manifests itself in an application essay to a fairly prestigious English program, does this necessarily impugn your entreaty as obsequious? Even more pressing, if I used even a third of those words in Scrabble, would my score be higher than my GRE?

Sunday, April 12, 2009

09/09/09 - The Biggest Day Ever?

September 9, 2009, will be one of the most important days in Beatles history. It's fitting that the date will so accurately reflect John Lennon's fascination with the number nine. On this date, two very important releases will be coming out.

1) The Beatles' Rock Band video game
2) The Beatles' entire remastered catalogue

The first release is something many of you are aware of, no doubt. Harmonix and MTV Games and EMI and anyone else who could get a hand in the cookie jar have been plugging this one since last October. While the Beatles' song canon is deep and varied, I still am having a difficult time coming up with songs that lend themselves well to the video game format (but more on that in a different post).

The bigger news for me (if you know me personally you'll recall me having mentioned this as long ago as 2001; I even did a post on this a few months back) is the remastering of the Beatles catalogue. Quick primer: The Beatles' music was committed to tape in the 1960s (duh) and transferred to the CD format in 1987. No actual improvements or error corrections were made at that time; instead, the music was simply copied over and released without taking advantage of the improvements the CD format could offer. This was the eighties, after all, and we were taping stuff off the radio then (radio? what's that? taping?), so no one noticed.

[Spoiler Alert: Incredibly nerdy section coming]

Since then, the CD format has become the primary means of distributing music, and is now already being supplanted by digital music sales online. During the last two plus decades, audio technology has come so far that today's better CDs are almost indistinguishable from the studio tapes. Some CDs even sound as good as live. Remastering technologies have allowed the murkiest recordings from the past to be heard in newly-clarified sound, such as The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds. The improvements in dynamics and fidelity from old tapes can be revelatory. Yet the Beatles have been noticably absent from artists receiving this restoration.

In 1999, the Yellow Submarine movie was re-released (I think), and they took the opportunity to update the Yellow Submarine album from 1968, which has always been the lamest of Beatles albums (three great cuts, two previously released cuts, one startlingly mediocre piece of filler, and six unrelated orchestral pieces). The remastered mixes of those six Beatles songs, plus the other nine excellent ones in the movie, were decent improvements sonically. 1, which arrived in 2000, is still the biggest selling CD of this decade (about 30 million sold), but the mastering was mostly noted for simply making everything louder. Overcompression and the "loudness war", as it is known in music circles, have been a main concern of remastering projects for a time now (interesting animation on the Wikipedia page). 2003's Let It Be... Naked was a vast sonic improvement over Phil Spector's production in 1970's Let It Be, and 2007's Cirque de Soleil soundscape LOVE was, on the other hand, amazing. The sonic clarity and crispness of the instruments on each managed to make even the most overplayed of songs ("Let It Be", "Yesterday") sound fresh and relevant. Pieces of songs that I had never heard before suddenly came to the forefront, such as the plucked violins on "Something". They'd been there the whole time, they were just muddled in the mix.

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[Commence dorky section.]

If you're still reading this, I'm stunned.

To make a very, very long story a little bit shorter, this remastering has been far too long in the ordering. There are a host of problems with the Beatles CD mastering, including material recorded in mono and artificially split into stereo as an afterthought, choppy editing, and the occasional lousy mix of all vocals on the right and all instruments on the left. I've only heard half of the Beatles albums on vinyl, and none recently, but the sound presented was often warmer and a more cohesive whole. In particular, Ringo's drums and George's harmonies, where applicable, often get shortchanged in the CD mixes. For a band that put so much creativity into their craft, these second-rate recordings are unfortunate.

Now comes news that the end of a four-year project is in sight and, much to my approval, Giles Martin (son of Beatles producer George Martin and co-producer of the excellent LOVE) is in charge of the proceedings. His work on LOVE was not only creative and imaginary, but remarkably faithful to The Beatles and their music. He managed to greatly improve the mixes, creating a cleaner sound. It is not easy to make material that was often shoddily recorded five decades ago sound as if it was performed yesterday, but he accomplished it. I can think of no better person for the job, unless Donald Fagen and Walter Becker were co-producing as well (Steely Dan's studio mastering is damn good).

Does this mean I'll have to shell out for the box set? It will no doubt cost an exorbitant amount, but this is my favorite band. My concern is spending all that dough to find out that the songs are just more compressed and louder than they are on 1. On the flip side, buying just a few isn't going to cut it.

Santa Claus?

Monday, April 6, 2009

Radiohead + USC Marching Band

This clip is from over a month ago, but I was watching it again and I am still just blown away by it. Radiohead agreed for the first time in their career to perform at (or even show up to) the Grammy Awards, and delivered a live performance of "15 Step" from In Rainbows with the help of the USC Trojan Marching Band. The rehearsals and hard work that must have gone into this from the college students pays off brilliantly, and you can see the excitement in their faces. Not only is this a brilliant song, it's a creative and imaginative performance that, phenomenally, works as well as the original.

"15 Step" is in 5/4 time, which means it has five beats per measure and the quarter note is eqaul to one of those beats. If that doesn't make sense, you can count it out from the intro as "1 2 3 4 5, 2 2 3 4 5, 3 2 3 4 5, 4 2 3 4 5". Additionally, the brass section functions as the bass, a technique that actually has roots in classical and very early jazz music, before the string bass became prominent outside of orchestras. If this post makes me a dork, well that's nothing new. I think this is genius.

Enjoy and comment below if you like this performance half as much as I do.

Monday, March 2, 2009

U2 Week (A Dorky Music Post)

I generally lack the willpower to pick a theme and stick with it for any length of time. Dozens of girls could attest to my fear of commitment. Just kidding. Girls wouldn't date me unless their first choice fell through. My own finicky habits aside, I decided that this will be U2 week on this blog, as I can conceive of at least two more posts happening with regards to them.

For those of you who don't pay attention to such things as the music industry (half of you? two-thirds?), U2 is dropping a new album tomorrow--or by the time most of you read this, today. Their 12th studio album, No Line on the Horizon, will undoubtedly be the talk of many news and media outlets. The band's status as the vanguard of rock and the champion of world poverty relief basically guarantees this. Plus, they're a big hit with the 40-something white male crowd, which always helps (at least financially). Their last two albums cleaned up at the Grammy Awards, and basically every world tour the band has done since 1985 has become a major event. Regardless of whether you're a fan or a hater (and there are plenty of both), a U2 album release is big news.

We've already heard the first single, "Get On Your Boots", which follows in the tradition of singles such as "The Fly" and "Discotheque" in that it exhibits a dramatic musical departure from previous material and polarizes the fan base. Considering that most people could identify a definite "U2 sound" (echo-laden guitar, pulsing eighth notes on bass, militant drums, huge choruses), it is somewhat surprising to take a look back and note how many times the band has deviated from expectations. After War, the world was ready for one of the quintessential rock album of the 1980s, and while they'd eventually get it in The Joshua Tree, there was first the art-rock sidestep The Unforgettable Fire. After the Joshua Tree and its cousin, Rattle and Hum, U2 risked their claim on the biggest band in the world by releasing the totally different Achtung Baby in 1991. Had the songs (especially "One") not been up to par, it would have been career suicide (the band almost broke up during the sessions). 1997's Pop saw the band embracing all that was trashy about popular music for the masses, another risky move. This is not to mention 1995's side project, Original Soundtracks 1 by Passengers (a pseudonym for U2, Brian Eno, and Luciano Pavarotti), which featured experimental pieces from movies that did not exist.

With a history of reinventing themselves more often than not, it's not surprising that the first single points to a different record than the previous two. Where the band goes from here is anybody's guess. I'll be picking up the CD tomorrow and may even have a review for New Music Wednesday, though that may be slightly optomistic.

So why else is it U2 week? The band has taken up a five-night residency as the house band for The Late Show with David Letterman (which is a first). On Friday, they will be playing a not-so-secret gig on campus at Fordham University for Good Morning America. West 53rd Street is being renamed U2 Way for the day by mayor Michael Bloomberg. No stranger to playing secret shows (the previous album was kicked off by a free surprise concert under the Brooklyn Bridge), U2 is also rumored to be playing a club gig in Boston on March 11. That gig is only confirmed insomuch as six Boston radio stations, including those with close ties to the band members like WBCN and WZLX, are holding ticket contests for the show. While the smart money is on the Paradise, given the widely bootlegged gig there in 1981, the Wailers are currently booked for that night. The new House of Blues is also a possibility.

U2's very real world tour will be announced on Monday, and will feature outdoor venues in the US for the first time in ten years. Gillette Stadium is expected to host the band in September. I will be among the thousands trying to get tickets, although I do not know if I will even be in Massachusetts come the fall.

This is probably a good spot to mention that I was front row at their May 26, 2005 concert in Boston. You weren't, because I didn't see you there. Nor did the Edge. He saw me, though.

In conclusion: album, TV, not-so-secret shows, tour announcements, all blogged by a front row veteran. U2 week. No one read this post cause it was too long. Here we go.