Mystery Number

Better question: Why post this

?

Not that I'm proud to admit it, but last Saturday night is a little fuzzy.  Perhaps blogging about how lame I was for the 200th time led me to overdo it, but whatever the cause... let's just say there's some haze.

At any rate, there is a mystery number in my phone, and I don't know who it belongs to or what I would say if I called it.  The area code is from New Jersey.  I suppose I could call it and ask them to spell their name out for my contacts list, but then if her name is Mary Smith, I will feel stupid.  Then again, I feel stupid anyway.  Also, she might not have met the real me.  Also, she might be a dude.

I need a plan.  What if she's the one?

If My Mom Posted On "Texts From Last Night"

(508):

(508):

(508): Sorry, I can t seem to

(508): Sorry, I can"t seem to figure this out

(508): Sorry, I can't seem to figure this out. Are you

(508): Sorry, I can

(508): Crap

(508): Are you coming home tonight Love, MOM.

(508): hey dan its jp. mom says she'll pay ur txt msg bill this month. kthxbye.
Bad Night (1)

Voicemail Translation

What you hear: "Hey man, just calling to see when you're coming over to my party. It's getting pretty wild, you should get here!"

What they mean: "Hey uh... no one's here yet, you still coming? I'm bored."