Mystery Number

Better question: Why post this

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Not that I'm proud to admit it, but last Saturday night is a little fuzzy.  Perhaps blogging about how lame I was for the 200th time led me to overdo it, but whatever the cause... let's just say there's some haze.

At any rate, there is a mystery number in my phone, and I don't know who it belongs to or what I would say if I called it.  The area code is from New Jersey.  I suppose I could call it and ask them to spell their name out for my contacts list, but then if her name is Mary Smith, I will feel stupid.  Then again, I feel stupid anyway.  Also, she might not have met the real me.  Also, she might be a dude.

I need a plan.  What if she's the one?