Naturally I am hungry and anticipate getting free food so please consider the issues, place a sign in your front lawn, and go vote for "The Upper-Middle Class Pilgrim"--the sandwich that is about to take Manhattan by storm, kind of like the rain just did.
"The Upper-Middle Class Pilgrim" Sandwich
1 Serving of Smoked Turkey
A Few Slices of Ham
Two Strips of Bacon
Served on Potato Bread
w/Cape Cod Potato Chips
Feel free to submit your own recipe as well, if you are looking to snag second place. I really think that having my own sandwich will be the difference maker and I will finally have lots of friends.