Post-College Options Presented in a Friendly, Comfortably Familiar Format

You have reached the 2009 Education & Job Market River Crossing! You must decide how to cross.

1. Try to ford the river (and apply for jobs anyway)
2. Caulk your degree and float it (to an unrelated, entry-level job)
3. Hire a grad school to ferry you across.
4. Wait and see if conditions improve.
   

What are you going to do? █