Oh, I Guess Someone Fancies Themselves a Film Historian Now...

Actual, un-made-up conversation drifting down the hall:

My sixteen year old brother, B: Is this a Harold Lloyd film?
My dad: Yeah.
B: Huh, I thought he only did silent movies. I didn't realize he did talkies, too. Interesting.

Dude, whatever. You're not impressing anybody. If you need me, I'll be in my room reading James Fenimore Cooper and remembering that time you thought Led Zeppelin was the name of a country singer.